TOP TWENTY ANTI-RETIREMENT ACTIONABLES TO KEEP YOU ALIVE & AWAKE DURING THE DAY.
People either cannot wait to retire, cannot retire, and/or should not ever retire.
Here is a listing of alerts, action-ables, and anxieties for your retiring consideration:
1. Realize that you will be missed at the office for no more than a week and they will blame everything on you for at least a year after you are gone.
2. Transform one room of your paid-for house into an office & make files for everything
3. Know that are now an entrepreneur and that everything you do is tax deductible
4. Have a reason to get out bed in the morning – find a cause immediately
5. Stretch and breathe deeply every two hours –Deny & lie about your age at all times.
6. Maintain or develop “Big Picture” POV in spite of your past insularity & indifference
7. Create and express what you want to do with or propose to anybody on One Page
8. Blog, create a Website, Get on Facebook, Twitter
9. Text your kids and consulting prospects regularly
10. Clip, cut, and paste articles from newspapers, magazines & Websites
11. Develop a “Fix List” of things or problems you want to help fix
12. Smooze a lot on the phone and social media and when walking the dog.
13. Do & say what you want to do when and where ever you decide
14. Don’t be a grouchy old person but do speak your wisdom slowly & confidentially
15. Drink lots of water and do not take pills unless you are terminal
16. Realize how smart & wise you are but that no one really cares or gives a damn.
17. Hang out with Millennials and 5 year olds as much as possible
18. Realize that there are already too many consultants, lawyers, & diets.
19. Consider Botox, Night cream, and mouth wash but do not dye your hair.
20. Stand up as straight as you can and smile even when you feel like shit.